What Would the Oil Spill Look Like Over Citrus County, FL?
What would the oil spill look like if it happened over our county?
An image of the oil spill overlayed over Citrus County, FL
Girls Gone Wild!!! Wait… In Citrus County?!?!?!
I heard a rumor on Friday night that Girls Gone Wild were on tour looking for the most beautiful girl in America.
What the heck where they doing in Citrus County?
Their headline should have been, “Girls Gone… er… to Find Teeth!”
Alas, they were here, and a friend of mine snapped these pictures of the bus high-tailing it out of the county… I’m sure for good.
Girls Gone Wild Bus Leaving Citrus County, FL
Girls Gone Wild Bus Leaving Citrus County, FL
What Would the Oil Spill Look Like Over Citrus County?
This is an exact outline of the current oil spill in the Gulf. Holy crap.
Original can be found here.
Crystal River Man Miraculously Saved From Motorcycle Crash
Lecanto, FL – a 23 year old Crystal River resident was hurled from his motorcycle on Corporate Oaks Drive at about 10:00 PM officials said. He was going too fast for a corner and locked up the brakes which sent him and the motorcycle tumbling at speeds over 50mph.
“Statistically, he should have died,” his fiance said. “He wasn’t wearing his helmet.”
“It’s a miracle he survived – and was almost able to walk away. He refused to get in the ambulance because he was uninsured. That was impressive, and you just felt so bad for him,” one resident was quoted as saying.
If any of you guessed, this Crystal River man is me, Buster! I’ll be in a wheelchair for about a month, and about 2 months total recovery time – but take it from me – God is good, but wear a helmet anyway!
Only In Citrus County – Shianos Gets Owned
Hi, all!
I’m not really sure what’s going on here, but I know Shianos must be serving more than pizza. A few pissed off protesters have been rallying the past couple of days against Shianos. Anyone know whats going on?
On another note, what are the chances that these people find a replacement job in Citrus County after protesting Shiano’s? I think NONE.
Shianos Protest - Citrus County
I'm pretty sure these people are just being stupid.
Shiano's Homosassa, Florida - STUPID PROTESTERS
Only In Citrus County Would A Business Publicly Spam Obama
Wow. The owner’s name is Joe. How do you spell that?
I actually agree with Joe.
What Rednecks Are Searching For
Recently, I was looking into why people were visiting www.onlyincitruscounty.com. The results were actually pretty funny. Here’s the top 10 search keywords that people are coming to my website from.
1. “Can you buy beer on Sunday in Citrus County Florida.”
Yep, there are 15 people coming to my website each month who are wondering if they can buy beer on Sunday in Citrus County Florida. If people need beer that bad, why don’t they but it on Saturday night just in case? Only in Citrus County Florida.
2. “Citrus County Prostitues” and “Contacting Prostitutes” and “Find Prostitutes in Central Florida.”
Wow, interesting. Most girls in Citrus County don’t even have all their teeth, so why would someone want to PAY for that? 14 people per month are coming to www.onlyincitruscounty.com looking for Prostitutes in Citrus County Florida. Wow. (By the way, the reason people are coming to my site when they’re looking for prostitutes is because of the cell phone Red found that we wrote about. Click here to read that story.
3. “Who got shot in Citrus County, Florida”
Good question. I wonder if people are trying to find out if the person they shot has been found yet?
4. “First time DUI’s Citrus County”
They know they’re going to get a second one, so they want to know what happens during their first.
Joe Loves His Heifer
Wow… I have no words for this one, except that this is Joe’s Cadillac caught by Kelly Duncan and submitted via our Facebook page.
Joe is the only guy on the planet who would have the word “Heifer” as his license plate.
How do you spell Joe? D-u-m-b-a-s-s.
Only In Citrus County.
This is Joe's Cadilla. How do you spell Joe? D-u-m-b-a-s-s.
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Another Night Bored In Citrus County, Florida
Cheers to another night where we were bored in Citrus County. After a few beers, some friends and Red and I decided to go for a drive – in the giant inflatable Jeep on route 19.
Anyone else going to go for a drive in this Jeep and send us some pictures?
Only in Citrus County.
Riding In Style In the Giant Inflatable Jeep
Redneck Mailbox Revenge
This peculiar mailbox was spotted driving down a side road in Old Homosassa the other day. Take note of the dent on the top:
Redneck mailbox - notice the dent in the top.
Now, have a look at the owner’s response, located just above the mailbox:
This guy's name is definitely not Joe. The kids who smashed in his mailbox are named Joe.
Only in Citrus County.
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