What Rednecks Are Searching For
Recently, I was looking into why people were visiting www.onlyincitruscounty.com. The results were actually pretty funny. Here’s the top 10 search keywords that people are coming to my website from.
1. “Can you buy beer on Sunday in Citrus County Florida.”
Yep, there are 15 people coming to my website each month who are wondering if they can buy beer on Sunday in Citrus County Florida. If people need beer that bad, why don’t they but it on Saturday night just in case? Only in Citrus County Florida.
2. “Citrus County Prostitues” and “Contacting Prostitutes” and “Find Prostitutes in Central Florida.”
Wow, interesting. Most girls in Citrus County don’t even have all their teeth, so why would someone want to PAY for that? 14 people per month are coming to www.onlyincitruscounty.com looking for Prostitutes in Citrus County Florida. Wow. (By the way, the reason people are coming to my site when they’re looking for prostitutes is because of the cell phone Red found that we wrote about. Click here to read that story.
3. “Who got shot in Citrus County, Florida”
Good question. I wonder if people are trying to find out if the person they shot has been found yet?
4. “First time DUI’s Citrus County”
They know they’re going to get a second one, so they want to know what happens during their first.
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If people need beer that bad, why don’t they but it on Saturday night just in case?
They DO!! They buy twice as much on Saturday night, to stock up for Sunday. But then they drink it all anyway.