What Would the Oil Spill Look Like Over Citrus County, FL?
What would the oil spill look like if it happened over our county?
An image of the oil spill overlayed over Citrus County, FL
What Would the Oil Spill Look Like Over Citrus County?
This is an exact outline of the current oil spill in the Gulf. Holy crap.
Original can be found here.
Only In Citrus County Would A Business Publicly Spam Obama
Wow. The owner’s name is Joe. How do you spell that?
I actually agree with Joe.
What Rednecks Are Searching For
Recently, I was looking into why people were visiting www.onlyincitruscounty.com. The results were actually pretty funny. Here’s the top 10 search keywords that people are coming to my website from.
1. “Can you buy beer on Sunday in Citrus County Florida.”
Yep, there are 15 people coming to my website each month who are wondering if they can buy beer on Sunday in Citrus County Florida. If people need beer that bad, why don’t they but it on Saturday night just in case? Only in Citrus County Florida.
2. “Citrus County Prostitues” and “Contacting Prostitutes” and “Find Prostitutes in Central Florida.”
Wow, interesting. Most girls in Citrus County don’t even have all their teeth, so why would someone want to PAY for that? 14 people per month are coming to www.onlyincitruscounty.com looking for Prostitutes in Citrus County Florida. Wow. (By the way, the reason people are coming to my site when they’re looking for prostitutes is because of the cell phone Red found that we wrote about. Click here to read that story.
3. “Who got shot in Citrus County, Florida”
Good question. I wonder if people are trying to find out if the person they shot has been found yet?
4. “First time DUI’s Citrus County”
They know they’re going to get a second one, so they want to know what happens during their first.
Citrus County Cop Slams Into Helpless Lady
Wow. Sometimes, that’s really all I can say…
Yesterday, I left my cell phone at home when I went to work. That NEVER happens!
On my way home from work, I saw a police office run a red light and slam into the side of a helpless woman. He hit her so hard that his license plate was actually embedded into the side of her car!
I had to jump out of my car and run into the gas station to grab a disposable camera – sorry for the poor shots, all they had was an underwater camera LOL
This is Joe. How do you spell that? D-u-m-b-a-s-s.
If they can't read, they certainly shouldn't be driving a police cruiser and carrying a gun.
Yeah, that's Joe's front license plate. I'm pretty sure it's never coming out.
It's custom.
Now THIS Is Ridiculous
12 Top reasons to move to Citrus County?
Is this guy joking?
http://www.prlog.org/10509249-12-top-reasons-to-retire-in-citrus-county-florida.html
This is absolutely absurd. Give me a week and I’ll find him and kill him. His name has GOT to be Joe. How do you spell that?
Rednecks, Lighters, and Fireworks?
Wow, only in Citrus County. This guy’s name has GOT to be Joe, spelled, “d-u-m-b-a-s-s.” Cool, Joe, real cool.
Redneck Joe with a lighter, and fireworks?
No Wake Zone
After one of the infamous Florida thunderstorms dropped a crazy amount of rain in Inverness, Florida, the road in this residential area was completely flooded. I just had to stop what I was doing, and take a picture of this rather humorous display of intelligence. I couldn’t help but think, where are the “Beware of Manatee” signs?
Funny No-Wake Zone
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