Comments for Only In Citrus County, Florida

Comment on Latest Contests by Joe R. Dumbass

Joe R. Dumbass — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 05:16:24 +0000

I Lived in Citrus County for 6 years 2002 to 2008 and had to leave i was so tired of hearing the rednecks say, wa goanna huntch-ya downnnn new yourkerrr. yeah we want ya to spend ya munnie then go da f–k home. Then another one at Skidmores said the only thing I like about ya new yourkers is ya munnie ( he died in 2006 – heart attack – maybe his name was Joe). The rednecks go to home depot fill up the back of there pickup with assorted stuff and by the time they got home there was nothing in the back ,,,they forgot to tie it down, everyone in the family was named Joe. And dont go down to Chazzawitzka unless your invited or your name is J?? ( across from Sugarmill Woods. Then another time I went to kash and karry I was stuck in my car by the front door and this old red pickup pulls up behind me and starts beeping his loud horn and then decides to yell out the window ya dumb new yourker, ya cant park there…. his name had to be joe – Only in Citrus County.. Then another time I was selling this mobile home and this redneck was so nice to me, so I sold his home to another redneck in 1 month, then after closing I went to shake his hand and say good luck and he said to me New Yourker I may nart be smart….but im nart stewwpid ya city slicker and wheeled out in a red beat up pickup…..Only in Citrus County …his WIFE’S name is Billy JOE and his name was Billy Bob JOE….. and his wife was his sister….iwas wondering how come they looked alike . I had a new york license plate for about the first 1-1/2 years – my name is joe… ONLY IN CITRUS COUNTY…..I have plenty of stories during my 6 year nightmare. PRAISE THE LORD…Im out of that hell hole.

Comment on Girls Gone Wild!!! Wait… In Citrus County?!?!?! by Philip

Philip — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 17:08:41 +0000

As attractive as you may be, learn to read over what you type. No one loves a dumb ass.

Moman.

Comment on About the Jerks Writing by Swigg

Swigg — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 06:05:58 +0000

Nice blog guys. You all have had some funny encounters. Go easy on the cops, they are people too. If you want a really strange(Twilight Zone) encounter, hop the canal over in to Inglis. Never a dull moment here.

Comment on Only In Citrus County – Shianos Gets Owned by Amanda

Amanda — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 20:28:40 +0000

well i used to work for shiano’s back when if first opened up and the manager used to harrass me along with alot of the other girls that worked there and i mean sexually…he was a bastard not only would he sexually harrass you but he would grab ur ass when u were bent over or he would pull ur shirt down to look at ur tits while he was talking to you!! he would also throw thins at you if u got an order wrong or any stupid lil thing he didnt like!! so most likely these ppl standing out here are not being stupid…there are most likely right…i see one of the signs says hostile working enviroment and believe me SHE AINT LYING!!!! so i hope they get whats comming to them…they deserve every bit of it!!

Comment on Another Night Bored In Citrus County, Florida by Emily

Emily — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 16:59:52 +0000

That is too funny!! LOL….maybe I’ll take my kids for a ride in that when we make a trip to the Homosassa Walmart, hehehehe

Comment on Girls Gone Wild!!! Wait… In Citrus County?!?!?! by Buster

Buster — Mon, 31 May 2010 23:15:31 +0000

I doubt it! But thanks for commenting

Comment on Girls Gone Wild!!! Wait… In Citrus County?!?!?! by Laila

Laila — Mon, 31 May 2010 22:52:55 +0000

I beg your pardon. I grew up in Citrus County and I am an attractive moman who can turn heads in the classiest and most metropolitan city establishments. There are numerous absolutely beautiful women that were born, grew up and were naturalized in the area that could rival any of the women you see on T.V. and magazines. In fact, there are a few girls I can recall off the top of my head whom I went to highschool with that modeled with successfull careers in the industry.

Comment on Crystal River Man Miraculously Saved From Motorcycle Crash by Vernice Gurer

Vernice Gurer — Sat, 29 May 2010 12:59:17 +0000

Damn dude! Glad your still above ground. Take some time to heal and then get your ass back on the two wheels!!!!…..with a Shoei on your head this time.
+1

Comment on What Would the Oil Spill Look Like Over Citrus County? by Doug Montgomery

Doug Montgomery — Tue, 25 May 2010 22:03:47 +0000

Wow, scary.

Comment on The Money They Spend… by tawny

tawny — Thu, 13 May 2010 12:32:06 +0000

hahahah I know whos truck this is she is like my best friend! hahaha but really i love citrus county and if you wanna see some hillarious things go to the homosassa park it has a sign that says no melesting aligators hahahahahah